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Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

Uhm hi, Mother Miranda here. We need to talk about homicidal thoughts immediately. I don’t know if you know this but not everyone has a class in which they want to commit mass homicide. In fact, most people can’t even fathom it. I wanted to check in on you. I hope you are doing okay. Maybe consider consulting and an anger management specialist. Just letting you know that you are not alone. 

With love, The Divine Mother Miranda Crocsgrove

P.S. consider joining our discipleship, we have the tools you need to harness your violent energy towards something productive.  

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